So it turns out that Hair Metal Band Death Tour Bus Week Extravaganza Fest 2008, For realz starts today, and we have had some good responce with ideas on who you would like to see die.
For instance, T-Rex writes...
STRYPER: Christian hair metal? um.. WTF?!
Good on you, Mr.T-Rex. This is exactly what I think Tachikoma had in mind when he suggested we put Rock Gods in the DeathCar. You see, Stryper had the balls to go where nobody needed to go, or was wanted. That is they brought Jesus to an Arena Rock Show. Isn't that kind of like bringing your Mom to a....well, Arena Rock Show? All she does is complain that it's too loud and smells like illegal.
I guess some of you may be thinking that beliving in God and enjoying Rock Music isn't exactly DeathCar worthy, but remember this: Stryper is still a fucking band today. Yes, you read that correctly. Those piles of filth are still playing state fairs and rolling in thousands of dollars annually.
So basically, fuck them. Fuck them and their Jesus, and their hair, and their past glorys, and their current shite, And their future selves. Look at it this way, at least they are going to heaven after the crash.
Editor's Note: Where are all the Muslim Rock Bands? That would be tight.
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