Heath Vs. Fred

Piece of shit (and DeathCar Hall of Famer), Fred Phelps is back, and this time he is planning on protesting recently deceased actor Heath Ledger's funeral.

So that may come as a bit of a shock to anyone not framiliar with Fred and his buddies at the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka Kansas, but once you get to know old Phelpsy, this is just another day atop his mountain of shit. As you may or may not know, Freddy makes it a practice to picket the funerals of gay people, people that died of AIDS and Serviceman. Why? Because the Jesus told him to.

So basically he has announced that he is going to picket Heath's funeral because of the whole Brokeback Mountain thing. I guess Fred doesn't like the his local multiplex being unpurfied by the manly love stories. Fred had this to say in his official press release...

"WBC will picket this pervert's funeral, in religious protest and warning. Heath Ledger thought it was great fun defying God and his plain word; to wit: God hates fags! and Fag Enablers! Ergo, God hates the sordid tacky bucket of slime seasoned with vomit known as "Brokeback Mountain" -and he hates all persons having anything at all to do with it."

I have said this before, but Fred Phelps is the worst person on the planet. I would consider it a personal favor if anyone felt the need to remove his teeth with a spoon and shove them up his ass. Seriously, I will owe you one.

Also, here is his real phone number if the mood should so strike you....

(785) 273-0325

Editor's Note: Phone number courtesy of WWTDD.com

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