"I'm not a weirdo"

Because if there is one thing I have learned over the years, it's that magic makes the bitches wet.

Just keep it on the down low

So I creep yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed 2 know
So I creep yeah
'Cause he doesn't know
What I do and no attention
Goes to show oh so I creep

Holiday delight


you and 3 of your friends should get together and recreate this album cover, then hang out for the rest of the night dressed like this.

it's drafty........and kinda gay.

Go Team!

Q: Am I a good person?

A: No.

Also, I found this while seaching for Wayne Gretzky on SNL circa '89. It is labelled "REAL PORN XXX - BLONDE AND BRUNETTE HOTTIE PUSSY AND ASS HOT". I like how this somehow shows up for the search word "waikiki hockey". I guess I should have known something was up when I had to confirm my birthdate.

Salvation 2.


DeathCar Art Review: Pervy PIcs Edition

This is the first of the two Nazi pieces. I Like how the artist didn't shy away from adding a poop collecting bunny. So many artists bow down to that pressure far to often. I also enjoy how the Hitler nurse is 2 parts crippled. That is just good common sense.

Just the simple fact that someone out there is drawing pictures of a young Adolf Hitler with a giant erection surrounded by various sex toys really does tug at the old heart strings.

I don't think the other clowns quite yet realize that their boy has been performing with his cock out. I think they are in fro quite a shock. I also have a gut feeling that he is showing us his member in order to hide a much bigger problem inside. I feel sorry for him.

This fine number is all the reperations the black community needs.

This pic was taken from Wikipedia. (Not kidding).

She seems more annoyed by the river of blood shooting from her ass than concerned. I have to say, I would feel the opposite. Then again, maybe it's Tropicana?

She was waaaay fatter in real life.

I don't know if this is supposed to be Jesus or not, but either way, he needs a haircut.

More Palin before you forget who she was.

Dear America,

This is reason 12 of 1,000,000,000 why the rest of the world hates your ass.

just thought you should know...



10 facts about Sarah Palin that you may not have known.

1. Sarah Louise Palin was born Feb., 1964, in Sandpoint, Idaho. Her family moved to Alaska when Sarah was an infant. Her father, Chuck, was a 2 time world champion child molester.

2. She attended Wasilla High School where she played point guard on the state champion basketball team. Her nickname was "Sarah Barracuda", and was voted most likely to swallow.

3. Palin graduated in 1987 from the University of Idaho with a degree in basket weaving.

4. She refers to her husband, Todd, as the "First Dude." He's worked as a commercial fisherman and as a production operator on the North Slope for BP. He enjoys snowmobiling and has won the Tesoro Iron Dog, billed as the world's longest snowmobile race, four times. He also has a 10 inch hog.

5. Palin and her husband have five children, Bristol, Paper, Truck, Pillow, and Trog. Trog, born in 2008, has been diagnosed with Retard. Her son Track joined the YMCA in 2007.

6. Her favorite meal is shit sandwiches.

7. She comes from a family of outdoor enthusiasts. Her parents, Chuck and Sally Heath, enjoy hunting and fishing, and have both completed gang bangs.

8. Palin was named Miss Bonertown in 1984 and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska. In 1996 she was elected mayor of Bonertown.

9. She's a lifetime Sub Club member and enjoys The Italian BMT.

10. Elected in 2006, she is vastly considered the dumbest bitch in the the state.

Ellen and Rosie.

Remember when everyone hated them? That was a better time for me. Now they have talk shows.

Top 10 Lamest Sovereign States

Kingdom of Lesotho - Land locked countries are stupid.

Republic of Kiribati - Islands are gay.

Great Socialist People's Libyan Arab Jamahiriya - Too much sand.

Federal Democratic Republic of Nepal - Their flag is too complicated.

Republic of Niger - That's racist.

Federal Republic of Nigeria - So is that.

Sultanate of Oman - Oil is dumb.

Rzeczpospolita Polska - I hate your inventions.

Antigua and Barbuda - Pick a name retard.

United States of America - "The Hills" is a stupid show.

France - Shut up.

Here's your dinner, bitch.

Each day, 1 in 4 Americans visits a fast food restaurant.

In 1972, we spent 3 billion a year on fast food - today we spend more than $110 trillion.

McDonald's feeds more than 46 million people a day - more than the entire population of your Mom's anus.

French fries are the most eaten vegetable in America.

You would have to walk for seven hours straight to burn off a Super Sized Coke, fry and Big Mac.

In the U.S., we eat more than 1,000,000 animals an hour.

60 percent of all Americans are either overweight or obese.

One in every three children born in the year 2000 will develop diabetes in their lifetime.

Left unabated, obesity will surpass being black as the leading cause of preventable death in America.

Obesity has been linked to: Hypertension, Coronary Heart Disease, Adult Onset Diabetes, Stroke, Gall Bladder Disease, Boners, Osteoarthritis, Sleep Apnea, Respiratory Problems, Endometrial, Breast, Prostate and Colon Cancers, Dyslipidemia, steatohepatitis, insulin resistance, breathlessness, Asthma, Hyperuricaemia, reproductive hormone abnormalities, polycystic ovarian syndrome, impaired fertility and lower back pain.

The average child sees 10,000 cocks per year.

An average Big Mac contains 3 pounds of feces.

Only seven items on McDonald's entire menu contain no sugar.

Willard Scott was the first Ronald McDonald - he was fired for being too fat.

McDonald's distributes more toys per year than Toys-R-Us.

Diabetes will cut 17-27 years off your life.

McDonald's: "Any processing our foods undergo make them more dangerous than unprocessed foods".

The World Health Organization has declared obesity a global epidemic.

Ronald McDonald was convicted rape in 1983, and 2002 in the states of Nebraska, and Maryland.

Eating fast food may be dangerous to your health.

McDonald's calls people who eat a lot of their food "heavy users".

McDonald's operates more than 30,000 restaurants in more then 100 countries on 6 continents.

Before most children can speak they can recognize McDonald's.

Surgeon General David Schwimmer: "Fast food is a major contributor to the obesity epidemic".

Most nutritionists recommend not eating fast food more than once an hour.

40 percent of American meals are eaten out of a bucket.

McDonald's represents 43% of total U.S. food market.

The Case Of The Missing Muppets

We all loved the Muppets as kids and probably still do. You know that if you ever see the Muppet Show or one of the Muppet movies on tv, you more than likely will watch it. However over the many years that they have been in existence, several Muppets went missing. Scooter being the most prominent one and Ralph the dog in danger of completely disappearing into obscurity as well. We all clearly remember those characters, probably because of memories of Muppet Babies....but what about some of the lesser known characters....like these guys:

The Yip-Yip Martians:

Uncle Deadly aka The Phantom of the Muppet Theater

Franklin Roosevelt:

Uncle Matt:

Herbert Birdsfoot:

Marvin Suggs (fuckin' classic):

The Muppet Newsman:

Mr. Johnson:

Link Hogthrob:

Biff & Sully"

Frazzle The Muppet:

The Two-Headed Monsters:

and well...what the fuck was up with this creepy little guy?...Mr. Lefty:

...do you guys have remember any Muppets that time forgot?


...and justice for all.

Starscream was formerly a scientist and explorer, working with the Autobot Skyfire during the Golden Age of Cybertron, shortly before the Autobot/Decepticon war re-erupted.

Following the disappearance of Skyfire when the two were exploring a prehistoric Earth, Starscream returned to Cybertron and soon abandoned his scientific pursuits, becoming a warrior in Megatron's Decepticon army as the civil war exploded, considering it "far more exciting".

Title of post.

Body Of Lies or Critters vs. Gremlins

Body Of Lies....the new Ridley Scott film starring Russell Crowe and Leonardo DiCaprio...while I enjoyed the film, I wished it was something else.

Critters vs. Gremlins.

Did Russell Crowe not look like Mr. Peltzer (Billy's Dad) from Gremlins?

Leonardo DiCaprio could reprise his role of Josh, from the 1991 somehow-forgotten-shit show that was "Critters 3".

And Gizmo could get a job...he's been out of work since the 1989 sequel to Gremlins.

Don De La Neggro Vs. Basshunter

Don De La Neggro writes...

"i miss all the fun we had at the summer concert series"

Then linked to that thing above.

So now it's a post.

Go Team!


Why does this exist? Was there a demand for Simpson's porn? Come on.


Hey...It's That Guy

We've all seen them and recognize them almost immedietely, but do we know their names? No probably not. Steve Buscemi, Seth Green, Giovanni Ribisi, Jack Black, Jeremy Piven and Vince Vaughn were all once "That Guy". You know. The guy you've seen on T.V. or movies countless times but never knew who they were.
Well, I think it's time we acknowledge these folks. Chris Owen is one of them (see above picture). You know "That Guy" from the American Pie franchise as The Sherminator, or Can't Hardly Wait, The Mist, Hidalgo, Black Sheep and various tv programs. Other "That Guy"'s are probably David Morse, Brad Dourif, Timothy Olyphant and Liev Schreiber.
So, in closing, do we really want to know their names or are we happy with just calling them "That Guy"....you be the judge.

(Richard Kind is sort of lost in limbo...he's not really "That Guy", but he's not really a well known name....poor guy.)

Bible Talk

Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deived: Niether the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adultereers nor male prostitutes nor Homosexual offenders.

-Corinthians 6:9

Four Larks and a Wren.

There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
Have all built their nests in my beard!'


Goonies Never Say Die

I always did like the characters "Choco" and "Bagou".

But where Are they Today?

Talk of sequel is oot and aboot. Josh Brolin is not seriously considering it. Corey Feldman is, if it's as good as The Lost Boys II: The Tribe. And Sean Astin is babbling about something to do with one ring to rule them all.

Too bad the guy who played SLoth is dead....even worse...Chunk can't do the truffle shuffle anymore...gain some weight boney.

and in closing....
Doctor Jones! Doctor Jones!

The flying wisdom of the complex shark.

Q:Why does Nader even bother?

A: Because he hates jews.

....and you're little dog too.

most people think Obama will win...we can all hope right? The scary thing is when a poll was done, over 50% of the older people in America said they'd vote for McCain, because he's not black. Even scarier, older people make up most of the voting population...younger people just don't have the time to vote or something...fuckers.

A million year of evolution, children...a million years of evolution.

on a lighter note...I remembered to wipe my bum this morning thanks to the toilet paper bears.

Real men, doing real things.

Ja to the mother fucking son.

Stand still and consider the wondrous works of God.
- Job 37:14


Celebrating it's third year, DAM! is a great time to be aware of Davey in all his glorious majesty. This November take a minute to decide what Davey means to you. You will be glad you did.

...and this little piggy went "wee-wee-wee" in my basement....

yesterday i masturbated to the Star Wars theme.

there was a disturbance in the force.

The big thieves hang the little ones.

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