Benji Madden is Dead.
How Benji Madden sees himself: Punk Rock mogul.
How everyone else sees him: N'Sync V 2.0
How Benji Madden sees himself: Rock star hitting Aussie bombshell Sophie Monk.
How everyone else sees him: Joni Loves Chachi V 2.0
How Benji Madden sees himself: The Jimmy Page to his brothers Robert Plant.
How everyone else sees him: The Peter Tork to his brothers Davy Jones.
How Benji Madden sees himself: Living forever as a music icon.
How everyone else sees him: Dying forever as a DeathCar passenger.
Editor's Note: My apologies go to Peter Tork and his entire family for dragging the good Tork name down with Benji Madden and his entire family of shit.
Editor's Note 2: My sympathies to John Madden, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.
Editor's Note 3: My sympathies to Benji the dog, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.
- ► 2010 (55)
- ► 2009 (232)
- Gay Wad
- Never bet on black.
- Part 1
- Untalented rich kid.
- I heart Huckabee (on fire).
- The Facts of Death
- Dana is a girl's name.
- Heath Vs. Fred
- Michael Stipe is super gay.
- Frankie Muniz is ungood.
- An open letter to Jeffrey Jones.
- New Sister Blog.
- Maroon 5 is not good.
- Hanna Miley Ray Montana Cyrus and a dog.
- Hey look, it's a poll!
- letters from Iwo Jima (or some place relatively ne...
- Joel Madden is Dead.
- Benji Madden is Dead.
- Me so horny.
- The wrong brother died.
- 中國 has screwed me yet again.
- H.M.B.D.T.D.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 7 (The left over shit...
- H.M.B.L.T.B.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 6 (X Japan)
- H.M.B.D.T.D.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 5 (Cinderella)
- H.M.B.D.T.B.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 4 (Scorpions)
- H.M.B.D.T.B.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 3 (W.A.S.P.)
- H.M.B.D.T.B.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 2 (Warrant)
- H.M.B.D.T.B.W.E.F.2.F.R. Day 1 (Stryper)
- Hair Metal Band Death Tour Bus Week Extravaganza F...
- Fuck this guy.
- ▼ January (33)