Benji Madden is Dead.



How Benji Madden sees himself: Punk Rock mogul.

How everyone else sees him: N'Sync V 2.0

How Benji Madden sees himself: Rock star hitting Aussie bombshell Sophie Monk.

How everyone else sees him: Joni Loves Chachi V 2.0

How Benji Madden sees himself: The Jimmy Page to his brothers Robert Plant.

How everyone else sees him: The Peter Tork to his brothers Davy Jones.

How Benji Madden sees himself: Living forever as a music icon.

How everyone else sees him: Dying forever as a DeathCar passenger.

Editor's Note: My apologies go to Peter Tork and his entire family for dragging the good Tork name down with Benji Madden and his entire family of shit.

Editor's Note 2: My sympathies to John Madden, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.

Editor's Note 3: My sympathies to Benji the dog, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.

1 comment:

  1. Glen The Miles23:04

    Amen to that..."then the bear left"...

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