How Benji Madden sees himself: Punk Rock mogul.
How everyone else sees him: N'Sync V 2.0
How Benji Madden sees himself: Rock star hitting Aussie bombshell Sophie Monk.
How everyone else sees him: Joni Loves Chachi V 2.0
How Benji Madden sees himself: The Jimmy Page to his brothers Robert Plant.
How everyone else sees him: The Peter Tork to his brothers Davy Jones.
How Benji Madden sees himself: Living forever as a music icon.
How everyone else sees him: Dying forever as a DeathCar passenger.
Editor's Note: My apologies go to Peter Tork and his entire family for dragging the good Tork name down with Benji Madden and his entire family of shit.
Editor's Note 2: My sympathies to John Madden, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.
Editor's Note 3: My sympathies to Benji the dog, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.
Amen to that..."then the bear left"...
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