Maroon 5 is not good.

Maroon 5. What do you want from me? Do you want me to buy your new album? Do you want me to come and see you perform at my local stadium? Do you want me to read about your glossy frontman in the tabloids? Just tell me what you want and I will do it. Why will I do it? Because I am a lazy person that has absolutely no taste in not only music, but also anything in the entire world that has even a single molecule of creativity involved in it. Not only am I not contributing in any way to society, but my boringness is hurting those that come in my contact. Do me a favor Maroon 5, keep making that wonderful music, and I will continue to disintegrate physically and emotionally.

Thank you.

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