中國 has screwed me yet again.

So a huge DeathCar contributor died this week. Well, "died" may be the wrong word, I should say "moved".

You see, Tachikoma (pictured above) used to send us his two cents via the "Pollution King" of the Pacific Rim, Taiwan. This worked well for both of us, me in my Westerm Democratic Paradise, and him in his Capitalist Monarchy of Formosa. But all this changed after he decide to take a job in mainland China. You see, little to my knowledge, DeathCar is not only the fist that smashes oppression, but also (and not unrelated I assume), motherfucking BANNED in China.

So I then naturally contacted my lawyers and they advised me to continue on with Award Winning* blog and keep a strict No-Comment policy regarding the blatant jealousy that the Peoples Republic of China has towards my freedom, and my ability to put celebrities that I dislike in a mythical car that may or may not crash.

Down with Communism, up with DeathCar!

Down with Ancient Civilizations, up with DeathCar!

Down with the world's longest continuously used written language system, up with DeathCar!

Down with walls, great or otherwise, up with DeathCar!

Down with Confucianism and/or Taoism, up with DeathCar!

Down with Badminton, up with DeathCar!

Down with China Beach, up with DeathCar!

I can't remember where I was going with this....maybe Tachikoma can help?

Editor's Note: *Not Award Winning