Me so horny.
Ok, so the truth of the matter is that Jenna Jameson is a filthy cum dumpster that lures children into the forest so she can feast upon their souls and further strengthen her desperate hold on Earth's male population (with an IQ of under 34), and use all the proceeds to spread her stink across the nation, from sea to sea, one lonely beggar at a time. That is a fact. I'm not really going anywhere specifically with this except I just wanted to point out that I would rather stick my dick in a rattlesnake than that oozing Hepatitis trap she calls a vagina.
I would give her a seat in the DeathCar but I'm afraid she would stain the seats. Maybe we could run her over with it? Ya, that seems to work.
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