Joel Madden is Dead.



How Joel Madden sees himself: Punk Rock mogul.

How everyone else sees him: David Cassidy V 2.0

How Joel Madden sees himself: Rock star that hit teen princess Hillary Duff.

How everyone else sees him: The dude that Hillary Duff dumped.

How Joel Madden sees himself: The Jimmy Page to his brothers not Jimmy Page.

How everyone else sees him: The Davy Jones to his brothers not Davy Jones.

How Joel Madden sees himself: Living forever as a music icon.

How everyone else sees him: Dying forever as a DeathCar passenger.

Editor's Note: My apologies go to Davy Jones and his entire family for dragging the good Jones name down with Joel Madden and his entire family of shit.

Editor's Note 2: My sympathies to John Madden, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.

Editor's Note 3: My sympathies to Billy Joel, it must be hard for you to share a name with such a talentless twat.

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