This is just quick hit to let you guys know that Tara Reid is a 45 Pound chicken that has apparently taken to wearing diapers. I'm going to slide her into the gas tank of the DeathCar (which FYI, is always topped up for extra explosionizaisive power).
Editor's Note: I've seen healthier looking premature babies.
(stealing 7ev's idea)
ReplyDeleteLet's play "(Someone's) Ex-GF Deathcar." Don't tell anybody.
It's not cruel: i mean, they're all going to die some day anyway. So when they are all 99 and have lived fulfilling lives and are on the verge of dying peacefully in their sleep, I humbly suggest that they consider a deathcar.
Driver:
Stefanie: You were my first. But you kissed Oliver!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?
Shotgun:
Vivi: I should never have lent you 500$.
Right rear:
That Colombian girl: she could have told me she was married.
Left rear:
Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Not a gf yet, but she's still alive, so there's hope.
Rear center:
N.A.J.
Just because I'm jealous she became Miss Canada. And she dated Steve M. after me. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?
Trunk:
The girls who liked me "as a friend." WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!?