It's not you, it's me.
This is a great idea that I hope more of you build on. So without further delay, The Ex-Girlfriend DeathCar.
(stealing K7's idea)
Let's play "(Someone's) Ex-GF Deathcar." Don't tell anybody.
It's not cruel: i mean, they're all going to die some day anyway. So when they are all 99 and have lived fulfilling lives and are on the verge of dying peacefully in their sleep, I humbly suggest that they consider a deathcar.
Stefanie: You were my first. But you kissed Oliver!! WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!?!?
Vivi: I should never have lent you 500$.
That Colombian girl: she could have told me she was married.
Deanna Troi from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Not a gf yet, but she's still alive, so there's hope.
Just because I'm jealous she became Miss Canada. And she dated Steve M. after me. WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?
The girls who liked me "as a friend." WHAT WERE YOU THINKING!?!?!?!?!?!?
Editor's Note: I didn't really have a photo to go with this post, so I used the power of kittens to trick you into reading more. Apologies for the foolery.
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