Good Morning DeathCar Family!

So you know how 100% of the earth's population wants to skin Ty Pennington alive? Don't you think it's kind of weird that nobody has done it yet? I mean don't get me wrong, I'm sure he is a nice guy, but his stupid face and voice and haircut and soul patch and megaphone, and tool-belt, and hairless body are enough to drive anyone to a gasoline based homicide. Am I wrong?

I also decided to google our shameful friend and found out that he is the spokesperson for ADHD. Isn't that kind of like having George Carlin being the spokesperson for Tourette's?

So where was I? Oh yes, Ty Pennington being skined alive. So who's in?

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