You know what's funny about Whoopi Goldberg? Nothing.
Well, nothing except for the fact she has the name of a Jewish Clown. You see, Whoopi was born Caryn Elaine Johnson, but needed a more hilarious name. And nothing is funnier than two sheets of rubber that are glued together with a small opening, that once sat upon, creates a sound similar to human flatulence. Nothing except for the idea of a black Jew, am I right or am I right?
So her poor choice in stage names is not the only reason why Whoopi is being escorted to the DeathCar, you see, I am (as the Ancient Germans would say), sick of her stupid face. Maybe it's just my generation, but bitch ain't good at shit. She has won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony and I can't for the life of me figure out why. Was it for her gripping portrayal of Deloris Van Cartier in Sister Act? or was it her dramatic turn in the critically acclaimed TV Sitcom "Whoopi". No, no, no, I know what is was it was when she wrote the comedic master piece which saw her then boyfriend Ted Danson go on stage and do a comedy act in BLACKFACE.
Hmmm...Actually...
This entry is on temporary hiatus pending further review, (I mean Ted Danson?,.....bitch can't be all bad).
That picture made me want to never look at a picture of anything ever again.
ReplyDeleteI have posted a rather handsome photo of Carl Weathers to make up for it.
ReplyDeletei dont know what yall are talking about i love whoppi goldberg. i love sister act
ReplyDeletei dont believe that should ever be on a christian sigh. God does not call people to judge, that is His job. He calls people to love and accept others but that does not mean that we have to accept there actions.
ReplyDeleteGod is dead.
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