Samson writes...

"I hate Keanu Reeves".

This is the type of radical insight that keeps the DeathCar train firmly on it's tracks. With one simple sentence we feel the power of his sincerity, and at the same time we see the simplicity in which his emotion speaks. I picture Samson as either a troubled poet searching for a grain of inspiration in a modern world that is passing him by, or a filthy derelict that stumbled across this blog in search for a little barely legal excitement. Either way, it's good to have you aboard.

As for Keanu, I don't really know much about that guy. I did find this funny photo of him, and that has to be worth something, right?


  1. FUCK! I loved the matrix. Neo puking is magic on a Sunday morning.

  2. adam14:59

    Personally, I think that photo makes him better, and I know in your heart you agree. If you're that famous, why should you even open the door. Fuck it.


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