Can I get a stingray over here?

That's right, another Australian needs to die.

I got two words for you. One is Worthington. The other is Corey. But not in that order.

If you don't already know, Corey is an Australian idiot who posted on myspace that his parents were out of town, so 500 people showed up and trashed his house, and when it was good and trashed they went and trashed his neighbour's houses too.

For some reason the police didn't take kindly to this and shut the whole operation down. But it was hard to prosecute Corey because being an asshole is not a crime in Australia. (If it was, the whole country would be a jail ... oh wait ... didn't that already happen?)

Anyway, the media decided to prosecute him instead. There's about a billion youtube videos of this tard up there now but the best one is where a pissed-off TV anchor asks him "why don't you take off those stupid yellow sunglasses, and Corey answers,

"Because they're famous."

It's funnier when he says it.

Oh, and there's a happy ending too: the police were questioning C.W. on a followup and found nude pics of an 11 year old boy on his cell phone, so Corey is gonna be prosecuted for something after all. Oh and then some other australians attacked him and someone shot a movie of it on their celly. What's next, leaked sex tape?



For his contributions to society, Corey Worthington joins Bindi Irwin, Crocodile Dundee and Sean Connery in our all-Australian Death Car.

-Tach

Editor's Note (DWB) - I think this guy is a hero, and I may overule Tach and put him in the Life Ambulance. Why? Fuck you, that's why.