Cyber Encounters Remix V1.0

This was originally posted on Dec 8th 2004.

The following is a 100% real transcript from an actual conversation in a real cyber sex room. The names have been changed to protect the innocent. Enjoy.

Troy A: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?

lolita78: Aight.

Troy A: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.

lolita78: I slip out of my pants, just for you, Troy A.

Troy A: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

lolita78: Oh, I like to play dress up.

Troy A: Me too baby.

lolita78: I kiss you softly on your chest.

Troy A: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.

lolita78: Hey...

Troy A: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Wang of the Infinite.

lolita78: Funny I still don't see it.

Troy A: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty-Fuck of the Beyondness.

lolita78: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.

Troy A: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.

Troy A: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.

lolita78: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.

Troy A: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.

Troy A: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.

Troy A: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.

Troy A: Baby?

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