This Cunt is a Cunt.

So it's been about 2 weeks since we tweaked formats here at the old DeathCar, and things are going great. Tach has been leaking his mumblings all over the carpet, and I have gone completely numb from the waist up. All in all, I say it has been a success.

So to celebrate, I though it would be nice to do an old fashioned DeathCar post. The subject of today's massacre is none other than America's conservative sweetheart, Lizzy Hasselbeck.

You see, it's not just that she opposes gay marriage, and the morning after pill for woman that were raped, or blindly supports that War of terror, or married a shitty quarterback, or is essentially Richard Hatch but prettier, but it's the fact that she makes 3 current DeathCar alums (Rosie O'donnell, Joy Behar, and Whoppi Goldberg), seem like intelligent, credible and reasonable human beings, and that just destroys everything we are trying to accomplish here.

How would she like like it if I just ran around and made a mockery of everything she believes in like the Jesus, and being ignorant. I bet she wouldn't like that too much. Maybe we should use her as a sort of giant bait to lure the rest of the far right, (Read: remotely right), into a giant mass grave of sorts (Read: Grand Canyon), and solve our problem, (Read: Cover them with kerosene, light them on fire and roast marshmallows over their rotting corpses), once and for all.

Wow, that felt good. I forgot how much fun it is to kill people that you disagree with. Maybe Adolf was right. Maybe he was on to something with that whole holocaust thing. Maybe I should read those pamphlets those skinheads gave me. Hmmmmm...

Editor's Note: Wouldn't it be great if that's how it ended? DeathCar just turned into this white power super blog. Anyways, you can't get all bent out of shape because I am black and Jewish so it's ok to laugh. Let's say I'm also in a wheelchair, just to be safe.

Editor's Note 2: The above pic is from Moustache. 2 motherfucking birds, 1 motherfucking stone (high Five).


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