The Facts of Life was an ongoing installment written by K-Love back in the day. It was basically just a list of facts. This was the 4th edition posted on March 1st 2004. Enjoy.
1) Stella Artois is overly carbonated.
2) You can't trust a woman who wears anything with leopard print.
3) The early withdrawl method works for some.
4) Flossing is more important than brushing.
5) Please don't tell us about that crazy dream you had last night.
6) Good bands don't grow on trees.
7) Biodiesel is the future.
8) Anson Carter will get at least 30 goals.
9) Jeff Garlin had a stroke before season 1 of Curb Your Enthusiasm and often mumbled during scences from that season (especially episode 1).
10) Jimi Hendrix was 27 years old when he died. Next year marks the 40th anniversary of "Are You Experienced?"
Editor's Note: Anson Carter scored 33 goals that year.
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