The Hollywood Repoter
So this is another throw back from the crisp time of January, 9th 2005. For those of you that need a refresher, The Hollywood Reporter is basically future movies developed by people that are smarter than you. Enjoy.
1) Muhamed & the Hendersons Starring: Al Frankin, Mary Steambergen, and the voice of Jeff Foxworthy
Some yuppies buy a house in East Rutherford, New Jersey which is haunted by an Arabic speaking ghost.
2) Legal Spread Eagle Starring: Dakota Fanning and Nick Lachey
A man has sex with his adopted daughter.
3) Freebass Starring: Juliette Lewis and Allan Iverson
A stripper loses faith in her bass player boyfriend.
4) Hot Threesome Starring: Billy, Daniel, And Stephen Baldwin
A raging house fire claims the lives of 3 during a porn shoot.
5) Bitch had it coming Starring: Lara Flynn Boyle and Dennis Farina
A traveling dancer is dumped on christmas morning by her cheating boyfriend.
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- Dream a little dream.
- Fred Rogers
- If erection lasts for more than 4 hours, contact ...
- DC Movie Reviews: Jumper
- Fuck. This.
- Fecal Vacation
- The Facts of Life
- Cyber Encounters Remix V1.0
- And the rest....
- Saddle up.
- The Hollywood Repoter
- Burial Plots.
- Blogs are gay. So are you.
- Old people are old.
- The DeathCar Scientists are at it agian.
- Buddy Ebsen
- Dignity Sandwich
- Part 2
- Maybe she has a penis or something?
- DC Movie Reviews: Fool's Gold
- This Cunt is a Cunt.
- Regular Jesus was a pussy.
- Bill Cosby
- Tampon Werewolf
- Don't leave your uncle T-bag hanging.
- Can I get a stingray over here?
- Choose your own Adventure!
- You owe Sergei Gonchar a quarter.
- Bitch is a cow.
- An open letter to Mcdonalds
- Vern Troyer
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