Choose your own Adventure!



1.Would you like to watch a video of a monkey drinking it's own pee?

Choose Now!

a) Yes, I would like to see video of a monkey drinking it's own pee!
(Go directly to the bottom of the post and click "play")

b) No, I have no interest in seeing a video of a monkey drinking it's own pee
(Go directly to the bottom of this post and go fuck yourself)


2. Would you like to watch that video of the monkey drinking it's own pee again?

Choose Now!

a) Yes, I would like to see video of a monkey drinking it's own pee again!
(Go directly to the bottom of the post and click "play" again)

b) No, I have no interest in seeing a video of a monkey drinking it's own pee.
(What the fuck are you still doing here? The adventure is over for you. We don't want your kind at this blog, so why don't you click on your bookmarks page and go visit MySpace or Pitchfork you boring fuck.)

Ta Da!



Editor's Note: Yup, DeathCar is this now.

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