And here you are coming out of your mother's third base.

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Gob: My God, what is this feeling?

Michael: Well, you know the-the feeling that you’re... that you’re feeling is-is what many of us call “a feeling.”

Gob: But it’s not like envy, or even hungry.

Michael: Could it be love?

Gob: I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it’s the opposite. It’s... it’s like my heart is getting hard.

George Michael: It's the girl who ripped my heart out. The girl whose face will always be etched in my mind.

George Sr.: Her?

George Michael: [long pause] She's really funny.

George Sr.: Well let's hope so.

Maeby: That Steve sure knows how to please a lady.

George Michael: Good..I-I was hoping he would be gifted sexually.

Gob: I'm going to buy you the single healthiest call girl this town has ever seen.

Michael: This is why I'm calling it a 'witness' and not a best man. All you gotta do is watch.

Gob: Oh I'm not going to pay that kind of money and not watch!

Michael: It's like we finish each other's...

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: Sentences. Why would I say...

Lindsay: Sandwiches?

Michael: That time I was going to say sandwiches.