10 facts about Sarah Palin that you may not have known.
1. Sarah Louise Palin was born Feb., 1964, in Sandpoint, Idaho. Her family moved to Alaska when Sarah was an infant. Her father, Chuck, was a 2 time world champion child molester.
2. She attended Wasilla High School where she played point guard on the state champion basketball team. Her nickname was "Sarah Barracuda", and was voted most likely to swallow.
3. Palin graduated in 1987 from the University of Idaho with a degree in basket weaving.
4. She refers to her husband, Todd, as the "First Dude." He's worked as a commercial fisherman and as a production operator on the North Slope for BP. He enjoys snowmobiling and has won the Tesoro Iron Dog, billed as the world's longest snowmobile race, four times. He also has a 10 inch hog.
5. Palin and her husband have five children, Bristol, Paper, Truck, Pillow, and Trog. Trog, born in 2008, has been diagnosed with Retard. Her son Track joined the YMCA in 2007.
6. Her favorite meal is shit sandwiches.
7. She comes from a family of outdoor enthusiasts. Her parents, Chuck and Sally Heath, enjoy hunting and fishing, and have both completed gang bangs.
8. Palin was named Miss Bonertown in 1984 and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska. In 1996 she was elected mayor of Bonertown.
9. She's a lifetime Sub Club member and enjoys The Italian BMT.
10. Elected in 2006, she is vastly considered the dumbest bitch in the the state.
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