Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

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  1. When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this....

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  2. When I was just a little jew I asked my bald spot, what would I be?

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  3. Is it a good thing that I JUST noticed that guy has a raging hard-on?

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  4. That's actually a trouser gopher that lives on latte pisslines and shredded WSJ.

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  5. Anonymous17:24

    What is it in his pants ?

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  6. Anonymous20:22

    WONDERFUL IS IN HIS PANTS.

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