When I was a little boy, my mother used to sing me a song. It went like this....
When I was just a little jew I asked my bald spot, what would I be?
Is it a good thing that I JUST noticed that guy has a raging hard-on?
That's actually a trouser gopher that lives on latte pisslines and shredded WSJ.
What is it in his pants ?
WONDERFUL IS IN HIS PANTS.
What do you want?