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I heard the worst song of my life twice in one days yesterday. I have no idea who it was or what the lyrics were. It was on in both the drug store and a restaurant. It sounded like John Mayer vs 90s pop vs Akon vs lots of other garbage. They may have been singing out the weekend or something to that effect. If anyone knows about some terrible song on thbe radio right now with a schizophrenic shit-genre-jumping feel to it, please let me know. I need figure out what these people l ook like so I can start hunting them.

In the meantime, a medival drawing of a man jerking off a dead bird:



Okay...., I am trying to find this fucking song, and here is some of the shit I have stumpled upon instead:

1) This is the second best song in Canada. It appears it is the retard of a few posts prior:


2) This guy needs to request sex on his birthday... really? Do you only fuck once a year?


3) This guy is boasting about being a tough-guy vegetarian. It's nice to see that Main Street has made its way into popular music. That's really fucking great.


I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THAT GODAMN SONG IS I FEEL LIKE I AM IN PURGATORY OVER HERE FOR FUCK'S SAKES!!!

4 comments:

  1. have you tried visiting the Billboard Top 100 and fished through the singles samples they have......that might help......and also hurt your ears.

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  2. YOU OVER THERE! BACK TO YOUR DEAD BIRD!

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  3. *fop-fop-fop-fop*

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  4. That is a drawing of me.

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