Honk if you're hungry.

Make it rain...

Kirsti Alley & The Captain from Love Boat are lovers.

Why is it that piles of orange filth like Fergie are even allowed to exist on our planet? Do we have no say in the matter? I just think that it would be in everyones best interest if we fed her to a panther. Or maybe one of those dragon lizard things. Or keep with the original car accident plan, whatever, just get her to be not here, now.