Looks like Christmas came a little early this year.
So if you never had the pleasure of viewing the masterpiece that is Jack Frost (the original, not the shitty Michael Keaton version), you have yet to partake in the greatest scene in cinematic history. It involves a snowman raping Shannon Elizabeth in a shower by removing his carrot from his face and sticking it in his crotch. If this doesn't sound glorious to you, you are gay, and also a homo.
Now on with the show!
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- Female drivers and other wonderful stereotypes.
- George Fucking Carlin.
- Say it, Frenchy!
- DeathCar is haunted by your Mom.
- Retard rapes Will Smith.
- More stuff, I guess.
- Looks like Christmas came a little early this year...
- But how did it get burned?
- Fucker by Fucker for Fuckers.
- But why aliens?
- That cat seems like a jerk.
- Francky Vincent: 15 ans deja...(putain!)
- Rock out with your Cop out.
- Only in dreams.
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