Sniff Swig Puff
Bea & The Rock is a TV show from the early 70's that only exists in my wildest dreams and this blog. They would get drunk and get into vast arguments about everything from foreign policy to the lack of a decent parking spot in this fucking town. And they would end every show with a filthy song of sorts that would have middle America on their knees begging for more. The ratings were shit, but they weren't going to change for anyone, especially that smug network exec that was shitting his diapers when they broke into this biz. What ever happened to great made up TV shows? It's all Two has-beens and a child or Fat dude and hot Wife now. Give Ric Ocasek a show about a cop in a hot air balloon and the people will line up to see it. Guarenfuckingteed.
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- I want to punch this guy in the throat.
- Wiggle it like a mad man.
- Cry me a river.
- Is that a giant fucking bed, or a really tiny pers...
- More filthy bacon all up in your grill.
- I can't tell if I pissed myself or not.
- I won't forgive you.
- Gordon Shumway kills me.
- Let's get stabby with it.
- Father of the Year
- You're analog.
- Monsieur Belvedere ain't noth'n to fuck with.
- You fucking ningcum fucking poop.
- Sniff Swig Puff
- So are you going to press any charges?
- Mate. Feed. Kill. Gauchos.
- Gauchos A.D.
- Vulgar display of Gauchos.
- BItch has more diseases than the monkey from Outbr...
- Gary Busey is amazing Part 5735
- Cunt Smasher
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