The Anti-Boner.
You know what's funny about Whoopi Goldberg? Nothing.
Well, nothing except for the fact she has the name of a Jewish Clown. You see, Whoopi was born Caryn Elaine Johnson, but needed a more hilarious name. And nothing is funnier than two sheets of rubber that are glued together with a small opening, that once sat upon, creates a sound similar to human flatulence. Nothing except for the idea of a black Jew, am I right or am I right?
So her poor choice in stage names is not the only reason why Whoopi is being escorted to the DeathCar, you see, I am (as the Ancient Germans would say), sick of her stupid face. Maybe it's just my generation, but bitch ain't good at shit. She has won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony and I can't for the life of me figure out why. Was it for her gripping portrayal of Deloris Van Cartier in Sister Act? or was it her dramatic turn in the critically acclaimed TV Sitcom "Whoopi". No, no, no, I know what is was it was when she wrote the comedic master piece which saw her then boyfriend Ted Danson go on stage and do a comedy act in BLACKFACE.
Hmmm...Actually...
This entry is on temporary hiatus pending further review, (I mean Ted Danson?,.....bitch can't be all bad).
Labels:
Caryn Elaine Johnson,
Ted Danson,
Whoopi Goldberg
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
Blog Archive
-
▼
2007
(88)
-
▼
December
(41)
- Driver of the Year 2007
- Carlos Mencia is shitty.
- The Great White Hype
- A walk to remember with Melania Knauss Trump.
- Can cartoons die?
- Game on!
- Car!
- Chinese Democracy Torture.
- It's not you, it's me.
- The one where everyone dies.
- White Christmas.
- Spear Chucker
- Somebody get this bitch a hamburger.
- Eddie Izzard is a ghost.
- Bono is shite.
- White Power
- Who the fuck is Sean Kingston?
- Fuck this show.
- Can you die from laziness?
- TGIDC
- The Passion of the Peach Pit (After Dark).
- Carl Fucking Weathers
- All you can eat.
- The Anti-Boner.
- Fuck Christmas.
- Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice.
- The Big Ten
- Who the fuck is Amy Winehouse?
- Good Morning DeathCar Family!
- Hooah!
- Kathleen Turner Overdrive
- Stephen Baldwin is my Co-Pilot.
- Mo' Money, Mo' Problems
- This shit is amazing.
- The General Public
- Sarah. Jessica. Parker.
- Dakota going South or Fanning the Flames (both equ...
- Mike, welcome to the Life Ambulance.
- The 50th Post.
- Grace on Fire
- Sam Sullivan: Stand up guy.
-
▼
December
(41)
That picture made me want to never look at a picture of anything ever again.
ReplyDeleteI have posted a rather handsome photo of Carl Weathers to make up for it.
ReplyDeletei dont know what yall are talking about i love whoppi goldberg. i love sister act
ReplyDeletei dont believe that should ever be on a christian sigh. God does not call people to judge, that is His job. He calls people to love and accept others but that does not mean that we have to accept there actions.
ReplyDeleteGod is dead.
ReplyDelete