I love Donald because he is sooooo funny, and handsome, and he says the cutest things. I remember this one time, we were walking through Central Park and he picked a bouquet of dandy lions for me. It was the sweetest thing a man has ever done for me. He just stared into my eyes and told me that I was the only one for him. That's when I knew that we would be together forever.
Also, he has a billion dollars and I'm a soulless cunt.
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