We like to keep things fairly topical here at DeathCar. And when I say "We like to keep things fairly topical", I mean, Fuck what you like, here's your dinner bitch.
Speaking of old comic strips that nobody remembers but me and your Mom, I fucking hate Cathy. Why do I hate Cathy? Because Cathy reminds me of a dog dragging it's ass across the carpet trying desperately to control the itch on it's asshole caused by worms and owner neglect. Confused? Good. Because I have been confused by Cathy for 2 fucking decades now, and all I know is that fat bitches ain't gonna find a man at the bottom of a pint of Ben & Jerry's.
In conclusion, I am going to go soak in a nice hot bath and time how long I can hold my breath underwater now. See you later.
Editor's Note: Fuck Foxtrot as well.
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