You know what's funny about Whoopi Goldberg? Nothing.
Well, nothing except for the fact she has the name of a Jewish Clown. You see, Whoopi was born Caryn Elaine Johnson, but needed a more hilarious name. And nothing is funnier than two sheets of rubber that are glued together with a small opening, that once sat upon, creates a sound similar to human flatulence. Nothing except for the idea of a black Jew, am I right or am I right?
So her poor choice in stage names is not the only reason why Whoopi is being escorted to the DeathCar, you see, I am (as the Ancient Germans would say), sick of her stupid face. Maybe it's just my generation, but bitch ain't good at shit. She has won an Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and a Tony and I can't for the life of me figure out why. Was it for her gripping portrayal of Deloris Van Cartier in Sister Act? or was it her dramatic turn in the critically acclaimed TV Sitcom "Whoopi". No, no, no, I know what is was it was when she wrote the comedic master piece which saw her then boyfriend Ted Danson go on stage and do a comedy act in BLACKFACE.
Hmmm...Actually...
This entry is on temporary hiatus pending further review, (I mean Ted Danson?,.....bitch can't be all bad).
