"You need to do a couple of posts on a Porn Star DeathCar. for example, that canadian girl from Kate's Playground. You know who I mean."
Unfortunately Tachioma, I do know who you mean. I didn't however know that she was Canadian. I don't do as many background checks on Internet Porn Stars as I guess I should. All I have found on her so far is that she is a stuck up bitch that won't show me her shit unless I pay her the $30.89 a month that she keeps asking me for. I mean come on Kate, your pretty frigid up for a slut. Just remove those white stars from your nipples so we can get down to some business. You have to trust me, I'm good for the money, I'm a big time Hollywood Power Agent (hence my screen-name "Dochollywood42"), and I want to "meet you inside" as you suggested before. So why don't we just drop this "Free Tour" bullshit, or I will be forced to go through with this DeathCar plan that Tachikoma has been on and on about.
There's something poetic about "PornStar DeathCar". I think I'd like it to be a breakfast cereal, maybe.
ReplyDeleteThe marshmallows would be in the shapes of tiny flaming wreckages, and labias.
ReplyDeleteI hate Keanu Reeves
ReplyDeleteI'm seriously thinking about the marketing potential of this idea. Who wouldn't buy a cereal called PornStar DeathCar? I'd buy it, and I don't even eat cereal.
ReplyDeleteI like any cereal with either the word "porn, or "death" in the title.
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