Slice of Life.

Never bet on black.

This DeathCar isn't completely dead yet. There are still some important installments to follow, such as this one.

There is a very important kind of person who needs to die. That person is someone who directs or stars in a movie that contains a key scene involving a shootout or hostage-taking in a fairground / fun park / theme park.

Fairgrounds seem like nice places. You can try to shoot the water into the clown's mouth so that the balloon on his head kersplodes. That is an important life lesson for all of us. You can also study the effects of inbreeding and inhalant abuse by observing the carny folk. And you can eat overpriced food and then vomit like a fire hydrant after riding The Ralpher or The Gravity Bomb or some other ride. It's the amercun way.

Hollywood looked at the fairground and said, hold on a moment. What IF ... and follow me on this one for a second .... we actually made a fair seem kinda creepy? Like it looks like a fairground and all, but the music is ominous and then we can have the hero chase the bad guy in there and save the girl. Whaddaya say?

There are many movies that tried this. One of the most annoying was Passenger 57. near the end of this movie, the plane full of terrorists --- remember when movie terrorists were european? I do --- lands at an airport that is inexplicably next to a fairground. All the passengers including Wesley Snipes leave the plane in an orderly manner. Then Evil German Longhaired Guy runs into the fair and takes a hostage and the music is ominous and there's a clown that looks sad BUT HE IS SAD BECAUSE OF THE HOSTAGES and I have to clean a whole hungry-man dinner off my TV screen from all the puking.



I am too lazy to find out who directed it, but he's in the DeathCar and so is Snipes.

-Tach

Tachikoma writes...

"You need to do a couple of posts on a Porn Star DeathCar. for example, that canadian girl from Kate's Playground. You know who I mean."

Unfortunately Tachioma, I do know who you mean. I didn't however know that she was Canadian. I don't do as many background checks on Internet Porn Stars as I guess I should. All I have found on her so far is that she is a stuck up bitch that won't show me her shit unless I pay her the $30.89 a month that she keeps asking me for. I mean come on Kate, your pretty frigid up for a slut. Just remove those white stars from your nipples so we can get down to some business. You have to trust me, I'm good for the money, I'm a big time Hollywood Power Agent (hence my screen-name "Dochollywood42"), and I want to "meet you inside" as you suggested before. So why don't we just drop this "Free Tour" bullshit, or I will be forced to go through with this DeathCar plan that Tachikoma has been on and on about.