Saskwatch yourself.



I would pay at least $40 to see BigFoot molest this guy.

I'd pay $60 if it was a girl.

La Pequeña Kill KIll KIll.



I like how in South American they make the midgets dress up and dance to amuse them instead of just giving them jobs at the DMV.

Groundbreaking.



I can't be positive here,(pun intended), but this may be the first uplifting happy ending smiles all around post we have ever had at DeathCar.

This is Queen.

I want (need) you to enjoy this. So click play and close your eyes and just listen. It will change your life.*

*May not change life.

Blaxican.



They never should have given those people web cams.

Then this happened 4....



You see, the problem is, that Carl Lewis is a sex machine, and would never sleep with an old woman. This video is making me re-evaluate my priorities, and that makes me cry the night away.

I miss 1988.

Then this happened 3....



We make Hollywood blockbusters that cost 300+ Million Dollars to produce, and they glue a monkey to a goat and make that mother walk his way to survival.

What is more entertaining?

I rest my case.