Honk if you're horny.

Go Team!

Q: Am I a good person?

A: No.

Also, I found this while seaching for Wayne Gretzky on SNL circa '89. It is labelled "REAL PORN XXX - BLONDE AND BRUNETTE HOTTIE PUSSY AND ASS HOT". I like how this somehow shows up for the search word "waikiki hockey". I guess I should have known something was up when I had to confirm my birthdate.

The Big Ten

So DeathCar is 1 month old today, and I thought it would be an appropriate time to do a quick recap. You have nominated almost 100 Men, Woman, animals, bands, ideas, and 2 children. Bravo. Here are the top 10 vote getters thus far...

George W. Bush
Paris Hilton
Tyra Banks
Dane Cook
Nancy Grace
Charlie Sheen
Britney Spears
Dick Cheney
Margaret Cho
Criss Angel

So sit back, pour yourselves a stiff drink and remember that there are still a lot of people out there that deserve to be placed in motor vehicles with shotty brakes. Get typing.

Editor's Note: Yes, I realize that the Hamburger Helper pic (above) is amazing.