"Please tell me there's still room in the car for Patrick Swayze"
Rest assured my fair lady that there will always be room in the DeathCar for the Original Lord of the Dance. But why? what could The Swayze possibly have done to deserve such a thing? Well, I'm sooo glad you asked...
Internet writes...
The buff actor Patrick Swayze is said to be planning to record a hip-hop track and could release it later this year.
Swayze reportedly told website allhiphop.com he is working on a track that will show that "rap rhythms are an emotional undercurrent for ballads".
What the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Am I supposed to just go on living, like nothing happened? Patrick Fucking Swayze is making a Fucking Hip-Hop Album!!!
I also found this little quote in case that last blast wasn't enough for you...
"Good looking people turn me off. Myself included.”-Patrick Swayze
God help us.
