Log of poop taped to a penis.

Frankie Muniz and Bono meet in a bar...

and order an "Edge" pizza before they go driving!

Top 10 Google Search Words that lead to DeathCar in the last 7 days.

Frankie Muniz Death x2

Is Frankie Muniz Death? x2

I want pie, I want beef jerky x2

Son in low forking mother in low x1

Frankie Muniz Dead x1

Motherfuckingson x1

Come on fuck a guy x1

Frankie Muniz is ungood.

So truth be told, I am having a bit of a Lazy Sunday, and don't really feel like putting my all into killing off anyone new today. Soooo, I am going to turn to my go-to guy in these situations. Of course I am referring to Frankie Muniz.

I guess I could go into some detail on why I am killing him again, but I don't feel like it. And it's my blog. And I rule.

Fuck you Frankie Muniz, Fuck you.

Hair Metal Band Death Tour Bus Week Extravaganza Fest 2008, For realz

Last week Tachikoma sent in a good idea for a theme DeathCar...

"We really need a Hair Metal Band Death Tour Bus. Def Leppard comes to mind, as does Glass Tiger. Pour some sugar on me? More like pour some acid on me."

So it was written, so it was done.

I figure we could add a new member everyday all until the car is full. Let's call it the Hair Metal Band Death Tour Bus Week Extravaganza Fest 2008, For realz


So get your votes in now, the madness starts tommorow. Now as for today, we should probably kill somebody off don't you think? How about Frankie Muniz? I'm not sure if he is even alive, but if he is, fuck him.