THIS IS A THROWDOWN A SHOWDOWN!!!

And only Dunce will slow down... or something.

So Mr. Williams has called me out and demanded some playoff predictions. Glad to fucking oblige. I will have it be known that pick 'ems as far as games are my achilles heel. Gimmie fantasy all day everyday, I am fairly comfy in those confines (with the exception of me taking Kessel 3rd overall in a one year league a few years back, don't ask), but give me pick 'ems and I crash and burn 90% of the time.

So without further ado, for you giggling pleasure:

From the East:

Boston vs Rangers (3-4)
Capitals vs Habs (4-2)
Devils vs Pens (3-4)
Philly vs Carolina (4-1)

Westcoast steez:

Sharks vs Ducks (3-4)
Detroit vs Nashville (3-4)
Calgary vs Columbus (4-2)
Vancouver vs Chicago (4-0) (And I hate the Canucks)

Round 2, FIGHT!

East:

Caps vs Rangers (3-4)
Philly vs Pens (2-4)

West:

Calgary vs Ducks (4-2)
Vancouver vs Nashville (4-2)

Round 3!

Pens vs Rangers (3-4)
Calgary vs Vancouver (4-2)

Finals

Calgary vs Rangers (4-1)

There ya go!