"I'm not a weirdo"
Because if there is one thing I have learned over the years, it's that magic makes the bitches wet.
Just keep it on the down low
So I creep yeah
Just keep it on the down low
Said nobody is supposed 2 know
So I creep yeah
'Cause he doesn't know
What I do and no attention
Goes to show oh so I creep
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you and 3 of your friends should get together and recreate this album cover, then hang out for the rest of the night dressed like this.
it's drafty........and kinda gay.
Go Team!
Q: Am I a good person?
A: No.
Also, I found this while seaching for Wayne Gretzky on SNL circa '89. It is labelled "REAL PORN XXX - BLONDE AND BRUNETTE HOTTIE PUSSY AND ASS HOT". I like how this somehow shows up for the search word "waikiki hockey". I guess I should have known something was up when I had to confirm my birthdate.
What does HD football look like after a crackhead uses a crowbar as a skeleton key?
It looks like fucking this:
Nice.
Nice.
DeathCar Art Review: Pervy PIcs Edition
This is the first of the two Nazi pieces. I Like how the artist didn't shy away from adding a poop collecting bunny. So many artists bow down to that pressure far to often. I also enjoy how the Hitler nurse is 2 parts crippled. That is just good common sense.
Just the simple fact that someone out there is drawing pictures of a young Adolf Hitler with a giant erection surrounded by various sex toys really does tug at the old heart strings.
I don't think the other clowns quite yet realize that their boy has been performing with his cock out. I think they are in fro quite a shock. I also have a gut feeling that he is showing us his member in order to hide a much bigger problem inside. I feel sorry for him.
This fine number is all the reperations the black community needs.
This pic was taken from Wikipedia. (Not kidding).
She seems more annoyed by the river of blood shooting from her ass than concerned. I have to say, I would feel the opposite. Then again, maybe it's Tropicana?
She was waaaay fatter in real life.
I don't know if this is supposed to be Jesus or not, but either way, he needs a haircut.
More Palin before you forget who she was.
Dear America,
This is reason 12 of 1,000,000,000 why the rest of the world hates your ass.
just thought you should know...
Love,
-DWB
10 facts about Sarah Palin that you may not have known.
1. Sarah Louise Palin was born Feb., 1964, in Sandpoint, Idaho. Her family moved to Alaska when Sarah was an infant. Her father, Chuck, was a 2 time world champion child molester.
2. She attended Wasilla High School where she played point guard on the state champion basketball team. Her nickname was "Sarah Barracuda", and was voted most likely to swallow.
3. Palin graduated in 1987 from the University of Idaho with a degree in basket weaving.
4. She refers to her husband, Todd, as the "First Dude." He's worked as a commercial fisherman and as a production operator on the North Slope for BP. He enjoys snowmobiling and has won the Tesoro Iron Dog, billed as the world's longest snowmobile race, four times. He also has a 10 inch hog.
5. Palin and her husband have five children, Bristol, Paper, Truck, Pillow, and Trog. Trog, born in 2008, has been diagnosed with Retard. Her son Track joined the YMCA in 2007.
6. Her favorite meal is shit sandwiches.
7. She comes from a family of outdoor enthusiasts. Her parents, Chuck and Sally Heath, enjoy hunting and fishing, and have both completed gang bangs.
8. Palin was named Miss Bonertown in 1984 and was a runner-up for Miss Alaska. In 1996 she was elected mayor of Bonertown.
9. She's a lifetime Sub Club member and enjoys The Italian BMT.
10. Elected in 2006, she is vastly considered the dumbest bitch in the the state.
Ellen and Rosie.
Remember when everyone hated them? That was a better time for me. Now they have talk shows.
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