Looks like Christmas came a little early this year.

So if you never had the pleasure of viewing the masterpiece that is Jack Frost (the original, not the shitty Michael Keaton version), you have yet to partake in the greatest scene in cinematic history. It involves a snowman raping Shannon Elizabeth in a shower by removing his carrot from his face and sticking it in his crotch. If this doesn't sound glorious to you, you are gay, and also a homo.

Now on with the show!