I AM SANTA CLAUS from loonachic on Vimeo.
Dini Pedi.
Michael Jackson commissioned this painting in 1999. Yes, Michael Jackson commissioned a painting of himself, nearly nude, surrounded by naked boys. Wonderful.
KITH Week #22
...I just had to finish my KITH Week contributions with a sketch with all 5 Kids in a musical number ;)
An upcoming post!
Here is the deal. I will be making a post soon. Not this post, but a better one. It will contain the following ingredients, and it will be the climax Death Car has been pining for... for too long.
Recipe:
Something along those lines. Ifucking cook without a recipe. Bitches.
Recipe:
Something along those lines. Ifucking cook without a recipe. Bitches.
KITH Week #2
...and don't forget to watch their new mini-series "Death Comes To Town" on CBC in January 2010 ;)
THIS MAN.
In January 2006 in New York, the patient of a well-known psychiatrist draws the face of a man that has been repeatedly appearing in her dreams. In more than one occasion that man has given her advice on her private life. The woman swears she has never met the man in her life.
That portrait lies forgotten on the psychiatrist's desk for a few days until one day another patient recognizes that face and says that the man has often visited him in his dreams. He also claims he has never seen that man in his waking life.
The psychiatrist decides to send the portrait to some of his colleagues that have patients with recurrent dreams. Within a few months, four patients recognize the man as a frequent presence in their own dreams. All the patients refer to him as THIS MAN.
From January 2006 until today, at least 2000 people have claimed they have seen this man in their dreams, in many cities all over the world: Los Angeles, Berlin, Sao Paulo, Tehran, Beijing, Rome, Barcelona, Stockholm, Paris, New Dehli, Moskow etc.
At the moment there is no ascertained relation or common trait among the people that have dreamed of seeing this man. Moreover, no living man has ever been recognized as resembling the man of the portrait by the people who have seen this man in their dreams.
Creepy.
Ode to a Vagina
Somehow 561 turned into poop grimace tunred into mangled vagina.
I'm just trying to keep the blog current FFS!!!!
I'm just trying to keep the blog current FFS!!!!
560
sometimes when you "image google" you get the best pictures.
in honour of post #560 i "image googled": 560:
sexy bitch that crack-dict, Amy Winehouse is.
in honour of post #560 i "image googled": 560:
sexy bitch that crack-dict, Amy Winehouse is.
Shit that makes it OK to be sitting at home eating ice cream watching Criminal Minds reruns on a Friday night:
There's nothing better than watching something terrible only to see a preview of something MORE TERRIBLE that will be out soon.
Grannie's Doggie and the cokey asshole blow.
Rebecca Gayheart and some Teen USA slut and the dude's wang from Grey's anatomy. What happens in these situations? LEt's take a guess:
SNNNNNORT
"Hey Ladies wanna take our clothes off now that we're high?"
"YES!"
"Hey Ladies wanna take out the video camera now that we're naked and high?"
"YES!!"
"Hey Ladies wanna leak this tape to an internet smut site?"
"YES!!!!"
Awesome.
SNNNNNORT
"Hey Ladies wanna take our clothes off now that we're high?"
"YES!"
"Hey Ladies wanna take out the video camera now that we're naked and high?"
"YES!!"
"Hey Ladies wanna leak this tape to an internet smut site?"
"YES!!!!"
Awesome.
DON'T EVER POST SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN
sadly a comment like that only forces me to try and one up that last video.....sadly
EDIT: not the original video, it was taken down by youtube for violating terms...but these 2 should make up for it.
Sexy As A Poodle
now you'll know what someone means the next time they call you "sexy as my pet poodle, Dinah"
DO NOT SCOFF AT THE HOOF AND HIS COUGH (syrup)
HOLY SHIT DAVID HASSELHOFF LOVES THE HOOCH MORE AND MORE!!!! I want to eat his liver to become stronger.
Death by Skittles
To die by his side is such a heavenly way to die:
Also, Tanya would like to rock an old school "real" death car nomination:
Bono and the Edge from U2, Chad Kroeger, Giada DeLaurentis the lead singer from Kings of Leon. In a trailer behind: Kings of Leon fan club (can we just go with anyone who is friends with them on Facebook and Myspace and Twitter and all that shit?).
Also, Tanya would like to rock an old school "real" death car nomination:
Bono and the Edge from U2, Chad Kroeger, Giada DeLaurentis the lead singer from Kings of Leon. In a trailer behind: Kings of Leon fan club (can we just go with anyone who is friends with them on Facebook and Myspace and Twitter and all that shit?).
