Yes. Yes I would.

This is real.

This is a scene from the 1989 Movie "Samurai Cop".

This is not a porno.

This is just a very real scene, from a very real movie, that was written by a very real person.

Enjoy it.

This may very well be the day you die.

Editor's Note: The reaction shots of the black guy are maybe the greatest thing on the planet. God bless the internet.