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The Answer, and I'm not talking about Allen motherfucking Iverson

Ok. So, I worked yesterday. I worked with someone who listens to the radio. I asked them my question about the song that defies all rational explanation as being a tolerable song, let alone the type of song that you hear twice in one day when you don't even listen to the radio. All I had to say, after describing the genre jumping shenanigans was "It was about the weekend, or partying or something". This individual then sang to me "Tonight's going to be the best night..." My jaw dropped immediately as I knew this to be the accoster of my ears. "YES! YES!" I exclaimed. "Who the fuck does that fucking horrid song?"

I am not really sure where to start....

Let's start with the fact that I wanted to figure out who had made this travesty so I could "hunt them down".

Fact: I own a Black Eyed Peas album. I will be destroying it shortly. I am not at my place right now, but when I am, it will be done. On earth as it is in heaven.I mean, sure it's their first album I own, you know, when they were making real music.

How's about the fact that the official video on youtube will not allow me to embed it... really? This video is so great, and the fact that it's a bunch of douchenozzle fucking Akon John Mayer wannabes sitting around dancing in their dressing rooms and couches that I shouldn't be able to share it with the DC community? Okay, maybe they were onto something.

Or maybe the fact when I was scouring for the song I didn't even click on any of the Black Eyed Peas links since I figured they were not capable of producing anything even close to this garbage, let alone this song itself.

I am really at a loss. I feel like a fucking dobber for ever having owned their music. If this isn't the definitions of selling out I don't know what is. And this is coming from someone who likes hip-hop, electronic (read techno/dance if it makes you feel better) and some throwback music. And an artist that I once respected managed to take all three, mix them, make musical vomit from the parts, and make a hit single.

Fucking kill me now.

lady lumps

Slice of Life.


I heard the worst song of my life twice in one days yesterday. I have no idea who it was or what the lyrics were. It was on in both the drug store and a restaurant. It sounded like John Mayer vs 90s pop vs Akon vs lots of other garbage. They may have been singing out the weekend or something to that effect. If anyone knows about some terrible song on thbe radio right now with a schizophrenic shit-genre-jumping feel to it, please let me know. I need figure out what these people l ook like so I can start hunting them.

In the meantime, a medival drawing of a man jerking off a dead bird:

Okay...., I am trying to find this fucking song, and here is some of the shit I have stumpled upon instead:

1) This is the second best song in Canada. It appears it is the retard of a few posts prior:

2) This guy needs to request sex on his birthday... really? Do you only fuck once a year?

3) This guy is boasting about being a tough-guy vegetarian. It's nice to see that Main Street has made its way into popular music. That's really fucking great.


? "shoot the shit" ?

confusing ad campaigns can be annoying.....


...I was in Goonies...

here's a clip from the film "Party Monster"......actually quite a fine little little piece of film.......where else do you get Macaulay Culkin, Seth Green, Marilyn Manson and Fez from "That 70's Show" (unfortunally not in the clip) in the same movie?

and this is from the sorely forgotten "Dream A Little Dream 2"....yes, kids: Dream A Little Dream 2!" if the 1st one needed a's embarassinly bad it's hard to finish watching........

...this just in: wash-upped actor Levar "geordi laforge" Burton insulted Feldman at the MJ memorial service........and the funny part? Burton is still better.


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